“That movie has warped my fragile little mind.”
– Eric Cartman, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Daily Dose of Lost – 8/09/08
August 9th, 2008 § 2
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
-Michael Scott, The Office
Thank you, delegate from Iceland.
August 8th, 2008 § 3
New York Magazine’s got an amusing list:
Calvinball, Quidditch, and Other Fictional Sports We Wish the Olympics Would Adopt.
Includes Pyramid and Flonkerton.
Re: Pyramid:
Games are co-ed and frequently serve as foreplay.
I also wouldn’t mind “Guy Ball” ala Green Wing, Blernsball ala Futurama, and perhaps even Jiggly Ball.
Daily Dose of Lost – 8/08/08
August 8th, 2008 § 5
“You’re drunk.”
“You’re sexy.”
– Brian and Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
Daily Dose of Lost – 8/07/08
August 7th, 2008 § 5
“If you’re gonna spew…spew into this.”
-Garth Algar, Wayne’s World
Daily Dose of Lost – 8/06/08
August 6th, 2008 § 9
“You’re a turd. A stinky fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poophead. You love patting boys’ butts. You love patting boys’ butts, butt. You butt patter. You’re a perv, and a loser, and a stinky turd.”
– Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks
Daily Dose of Lost – 8/05/08
August 5th, 2008 § 5
“Hey, Dad, whatever happened to that college fund?”
“Spent it on ammo.”
– Sam and John Winchester, Supernatural
Daily Dose of Lost – 8/04/08
August 4th, 2008 § 2
“I don’t know what the hell I’m doing here. I’m 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.”
– Miles Monroe, Sleeper
Note: If you haven’t seen Sleeper, I highly recommend it.
Daily Dose of Lost – 8/03/08
August 3rd, 2008 § 3
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.”
– George Costanza, Seinfeld
Daily Dose of lost – 8/02/08
August 2nd, 2008 § 7
“I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.”
– Adam Savage, Mythbusters