“Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?”
– Fry, Futurama
September 30th, 2009 § 3
“Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?”
– Fry, Futurama
September 29th, 2009 § 6
“I’m sorry for your loss.”
“Thank you.”
“It’s not like you’ve lost a pen, is it? It’s so much worse…would you like a pen? I have a spare one.”
“No, thank you.”
“Please take it.”
“Why are you giving it to me?”
“…I don’t…know.”
– Moss and Mrs. Reynholm, The IT Crowd
September 28th, 2009 § 2
“I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado!”
– Hodgins, Bones
September 24th, 2009 § 3
“Do you know any women who hate themselves enough to date me?”
– Dr. Cox, Scrubs
September 23rd, 2009 § 2
“I’m so smart, I’m practically retarded.”
– Mason, Dead Like Me
September 8th, 2009 § 4
“…tell me, what makes you so special?”
“I like to think it’s my perky nipples.”
– Demon and Dean Winchester, Supernatural
September 3rd, 2009 § 3
“You’re so damaged – just because Sarah hurt you, you feel justified in wreaking your petty vengeance on womankind.”
“Yes… yes… and I’d do it again, I tell you! I’d do it again in an instant!”
– Daisy and Tim, Spaced
September 2nd, 2009 § 4
“So, how do I die?”
“You don’t.”
– Dana Scully and Clyde Bruckman, The X-Files
September 1st, 2009 § 2
“Any ideas about what you are gonna do next?”
“Yeah, a few.”
“If you say pilot of the Millennium Falcon I will hit you.”
– Ellie and Chuck Bartowski, Chuck
August 31st, 2009 § 3
“I’m so tired of hating everything.”
– Claire Fischer, Six Feet Under