No no, Patchy is Vic. He tells Richard he’s a virgin.
Richard: Wh – you’re joking, right dude? I mean you’re a stallion, man, you’ve had like fifty or sixty women!
Patchy: Actually it’s closer to… zero.
Richard: Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! You are a loser! No!
Did you just say you were gonna fondle your sweaters?
I said I was gonna…fondue cheddar.
Ben “Look John, I’ve never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it. A lot.”
HAHAHAHAHA
I’d expect it from Patchy, but never from Ben!
No no, Patchy is Vic. He tells Richard he’s a virgin.
Richard: Wh – you’re joking, right dude? I mean you’re a stallion, man, you’ve had like fifty or sixty women!
Patchy: Actually it’s closer to… zero.
Richard: Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! You are a loser! No!
Heh. The Can of Vegetables has been talking to Locke since Deus Ex Machina. Boone is the sacrifice The Can of Vegetables demanded.
HAHAHAHA oh my god it’s the best movie ever.
Jack: You mean penis-in-vagina?
Tom: No dickhead, sex!
OMG YES!!! SAWYER = Andy, y/y??
I could see Sawyer telling Kate “you smell like burger, I don’t like you anymore”.
He would definitely be keeping a gurnal.