If you think the Twilight Saga is as craptastic as I do (but still watch the movies for shits and giggles), please do check out this scrumtrulescent review my dear friend Liz at Kills Me Dead wrote upon seeing New Moon.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.
Sheriff Eric Northman > Kinda King Aro. Aro was still kind of hilarious, although I’m sick of people making “You’re such a curious oddity†eyes at Bella all the time. Pro tip: you can’t read her thoughts because she doesn’t have any of her own.
XD even the tagline is win.
and I find this particularly a propos, as I was just watching this–> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PicooSP7Prs
And don’t forget “New Moon in a Minute”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXeQ7baYEE
Frankly, even a parody of the movie in 60 seconds was almost too much to bear!
There really needs to be a 30-second bunny version of this…That was great; I feel v. justified in my scorn of Twilight now, lol…
Is it sad that I knew what the source was from the header? XD
She totally needs to get paid for her reviews!
I’m probably going to going to get shot down for this but I’m actually a twilight fan, however, it’s fucking everywhere now and even I’m starting to get sick of it.
Enough of the Team Edward, Team Jacob bull shit. They’re two fucking fictional characters, no one should give a shit.
This is pretty sweet too, feature Taylor Lautner, the guy who plays Jacob.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/lab-partners/1184713/
The movie itself wasn’t bad, way better than the book but I must agree, neither of them had a plot.
i think jacob is hot and sey.
EWARD TELL BELLA THAT U WANT TOO HAVE SEX WITH HER.