If you think the Twilight Saga is as craptastic as I do (but still watch the movies for shits and giggles), please do check out this scrumtrulescent review my dear friend Liz at Kills Me Dead wrote upon seeing New Moon.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.
Sheriff Eric Northman > Kinda King Aro. Aro was still kind of hilarious, although I’m sick of people making “You’re such a curious oddity†eyes at Bella all the time. Pro tip: you can’t read her thoughts because she doesn’t have any of her own.