SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “Happily Ever After”

April 6th, 2010 § 97 comments § permalink

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE LATEST EPISODE OF LOST.

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “The Package”

March 30th, 2010 § 65 comments § permalink

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “Ab Aeterno”

March 23rd, 2010 § 111 comments § permalink

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “Recon”

March 16th, 2010 § 97 comments § permalink

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “Dr. Linus”

March 9th, 2010 § 118 comments § permalink

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “Sundown”

March 2nd, 2010 § 81 comments § permalink

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “The Lighthouse”

February 23rd, 2010 § 86 comments § permalink

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM LAST NIGHT’S LOST. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, DO NOT CONTINUE READING.

SPOILERS AHEAD. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR FROM ANYONE THAT I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “The Substitute”

February 16th, 2010 § 76 comments § permalink

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM LAST NIGHT’S LOST. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, DO NOT CONTINUE READING.

Normally I’d wait to post this until tomorrow, but I have a feeling you guys are going to want to discuss that episode ASAP. :D

SERIOUSLY, MAJOR MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR FROM ANYONE THAT I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

On this week’s Lost, the episode opened with a POV shot of Smokey careening through the jungle and then morphing into Mocke. He asked Richard to join him, and told him that he’d explain all the super secret special things about the island that Jacob never bothered to mention, but Richard was really scared and didn’t stick around. Mocke then went to visit a super drunk and half naked Sawyer, and this time he managed to convince Sawyer to join him on his trek for answers (despite the fact that Sawyer figured out immediately that Mocke was not Locke). On the way to their destination, a blond boy shows up out of nowhere and says “You can’t kill him” to Mocke, and we think he’s one of those crazy invisible people, but Sawyer can see him too! Then Richard shows up, TERRIFIED, and tries to get Sawyer to follow him back to the temple, but Sawyer says no. After climbing down a giant scary cliff, Mocke showed Sawyer a cave where Jacob had written many of the Losties’ names on the walls (the names were even paired with the famous Numbers) – according to Mocke, this is how and why each of them had ended up on the island, and it was all Jacob’s doing. Mocke explained that each of the people written on the wall were “candidates” to take over island protection duty from Jacob. But Mocke claimed the island doesn’t need no stinking protection, and that the best thing for them to do would be hightail it out of there. Sawyer concurs. On the other side of the island, Sun, Ilana, and Ben buried the real Locke, and Ben confessed that he had murdered him.

In the Alternate Universe, Locke was getting ready to marry Helen when he got fired from his job – luckily Hurley (who owned the company Locke worked for) met him in the parking lot and told him he’d get him a job with the temp agency he owns. Locke also met Rose (who also works for Hurley) and Ben (who is a teacher at the school where Locke got a job substitute teaching). Locke was falling into his whole pit-of-despair-pity-party self, and was going to call Jack for that consult about fixing his spine, but Alterna-Locke decided that people CAN tell him what he can’t do, as long as he can be happy doing the things he actually can do.

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “What Kate Does”

February 10th, 2010 § 44 comments § permalink

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM LAST NIGHT’S LOST. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, DO NOT CONTINUE READING.

On this week’s Lost, Sayid was alive! But confused! And some crazy Temple guys strapped him into a torture chair and gave him a test to see if he was “claimed” (which is apparently the new word for zombie-fied), and even though they assured him he passed, he totally failed! So they tried to get Jack to give him some “medicine,” but Jack wouldn’t do it. So then Jack tried to take the pill himself, and Dogen wouldn’t let him (because it was POISON!), and then they both had tea. Meanwhile, in Alterna-Land, Kate and Claire became insta-BFFs after Kate carjacked Claire’s cab! They went and saw Aaron’s would-be adoptive mom (not happening anymore), then Claire went into premature labor, so Kate brought her to the hospital, and Ethan was Claire’s OB-GYN, and they stopped the labor because it was too early to have the BAY-BEE, and cops came looking for Kate, but Claire covered for her! Because that’s what brand new carjacker BFFs DO, right?? So then on the island, Sawyer got all emo and ran away from the temple, and of course Kate followed him, and the whole thing ended with Sawyer crying on the Dharmaville dock about how he was going to ask Juliet to marry him. Kate, who was also crying for no apparent reason, told Sawyer that she came back to the island to find Claire! Then, as Jin was getting recaptured by the Other Others, Mac from It’s Always Sunny got shot, and lo and behold, it was Claire with a rifle, making Danielle Rousseau look like a jungle supermodel! Dogen thought maybe she was “claimed” as well, and after seeing her hair, the Lost audience might have to agree.

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SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post!

February 3rd, 2010 § 54 comments § permalink

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM LAST NIGHT’S LOST. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, DO NOT CONTINUE READING.

This week on LOST, we found out that Juliet banging on that bomb actually worked, and somehow the island sank to the bottom of the ocean, and YAY the Losties were all sent back in time! All our old pals (and somehow Desmond) on Oceanic Flight 815 landed safe and sound at LAX! The biggest problems they had were Charlie choking on some drugs, the airline losing Christian’s corpse much to Jack’s chagrin, and Kate pulling a fast one on the Marshal and escaping in a cab with Claire.

But because this is LOST we’re talking about, Jack, Sawyer, & Friends are ALSO still stuck on the island, but now in 2007! Confused? You’re not alone! Ben and Richard were also left wondering “WTF?” when Jacob’s enemy, i.e. the fake Locke, went and killed all of Ilana’s cronies AS THE SMOKE MONSTER! Juliet came back to life and then died, Sayid died and then came back to life, and despite visiting Hurley, Jacob’s totally dead, and a bunch of Temple-dwelling other Others (including some of the Tailies) are super pissed about it!

After the jump: Questions, theories, and predictions!

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