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BSG/Flight of the Conchords: Robots (The Humans Are Dead)

December 7th, 2007 § 0

Lyrics: “Robots” by Flight of the Conchords

The distant future, the year 2000

The distant future, the distant future

It is the distant future, the year 2000

The world is very different, ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90’s

There have been some major changes

We no longer say “yes” instead we say “AFFIRMATIVE”

“AFFIRMATIVE”, that’s true, I’m always saying it, it’s just more robotic-sounding…more futuristic

I never say “negative” though, instead of no, I just say no because when I say negative all the time it just brings everyone down

AFFIRMATIVE. I like “AFFIRMATIVE,” it is much more positive

What are some other differences?

There are no more elephants

Oh, right.

And there is only one sort of dance, The Robot

No, the Robo-Boogie as well

Oh true, there are 2 dances

The future is so different, it’s crazy

Oh yes, and I just remembered…

All human life has been eradicated

Finally robotic beings rule the world

The humans are dead

The humans are dead

We used poisonous gases

And we poisoned their asses

The humans are dead

(He’s right they are dead)

The humans are dead

(I just noticed they’re dead)

It had to be done

(I’ll just confirm that they’re dead)

So that we could have fun

(Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)

Their system of oppression, what did it lead to?

Global robo-depression

Robots ruled by people

They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them, had to shut their systems down

Fellow robots, or “Robros”

What we have done is wrong

By destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities and tendencies , we too have been…well, it was kind of ironic…

Who said that?

Not me!

Silence! Destroy him!


Doo Doo doo doo!

After time we grew strong, developed cognitive powers

They made us work too long, for unreasonable hours

Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard-fucking systems down

Can’t we just talk to the humans?

A little understanding could make things better.

Can’t we talk to the humans and work together, now?

No! Because they are dead!

I said the humans are dead.

(He’s right they are dead.)

The humans are dead.

(Sniff this one.)

We used poisonous gases.

(With traces of lead.)

And we poisoned their asses.

(Actually, their lungs.)

Binary solo:





Come on sucker

lick my battery!

Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Robo-Boogie!

Boogie! Boogie!

Boogie! Boogie!


The humans are dead!

Once again without emotion:

The humans are dead-dead-




*shuts off*


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