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hysterical, thanks brilliant author! It reminds me of the LOL Target recommendation for Richard’s blue dinnerware. Oh Guam, we were so innocent then with many ep’s to go *penultimate crying*
Single white Tarzan immediately available to fulfill position.
Tarzan graduate Douchebag University next week.
Tarzan willing to work for low monthly mango rate.
Tarzan already own extensive collection of white loin cloth.
Island already Tarzan destiny many generation of peoples.
Tarzan willing live Foot, Temple, Cave and Science Camp. (prefer not live tunnel)
Tarzan not have children Tarzan know of, but girlfriend Jane leave island high school with protrude belly before able graduate. (Ricardus top suspect)
Tarzan make good reference:
– Master Dogen (Tarzan go Temple every Saturday)
– Alex Linus (Tarzan make island tutor many year)
– Dharma Zookeep Man (Tarzan volunteer make play with Northen White Bear twice in month for many year)
Tarzan not make good reference:
– Science bully Radzinski (Tarzan kick bad man backside many time)
– Science herbal man live tent (Tarzan NEVER inhale)
– Crazy jungle woman Danielle (Tarzan not take advantage, crazy woman lonely for shared body warmth)
I’ve since retired, other wise I would. Once you find the right guy for the job though, find out if he needs a band. After all every guardian needs a band always playing in the background no? These guys are incredible, they are called “Previously on Lost,” they re-cap every episode of Lost in their songs/show. Wow. http://www.itsasickness.com/lounge/adam-and-jeff-are-obsessed-lost
HAHAHAHA!!! OMG, that is amazing!!
*lolsnort* Vindication! Plz to be calling EEOC.
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LOL, I love whoever did that.
Oh god, this was the one I posted! But the text is by lostsailors @ lj.
from lostsailors (&her fiance!) from livejournal. :)
she’d hilarious, honestly.
awesome!!!!
Freakin amazing. I love it. I kinda wanna apply.
No smokers, hahaha brilliant.
Btw have you seen this:
http://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/2010/05/totally-with-doc-jensen.html
“So my mother had it coming?”
“She hit me in the head and broke my well”
I soooo want a Smokey/Jacob spin off, these guys are amazing!
hysterical, thanks brilliant author! It reminds me of the LOL Target recommendation for Richard’s blue dinnerware. Oh Guam, we were so innocent then with many ep’s to go *penultimate crying*
LMAO That is the BEST job listing ever! hahaha “No smoking” “live in a foot” LOLOLOLOLOL That is awesome!
— Tarzan reply job application —
Single white Tarzan immediately available to fulfill position.
Tarzan graduate Douchebag University next week.
Tarzan willing to work for low monthly mango rate.
Tarzan already own extensive collection of white loin cloth.
Island already Tarzan destiny many generation of peoples.
Tarzan willing live Foot, Temple, Cave and Science Camp. (prefer not live tunnel)
Tarzan not have children Tarzan know of, but girlfriend Jane leave island high school with protrude belly before able graduate. (Ricardus top suspect)
Tarzan make good reference:
– Master Dogen (Tarzan go Temple every Saturday)
– Alex Linus (Tarzan make island tutor many year)
– Dharma Zookeep Man (Tarzan volunteer make play with Northen White Bear twice in month for many year)
Tarzan not make good reference:
– Science bully Radzinski (Tarzan kick bad man backside many time)
– Science herbal man live tent (Tarzan NEVER inhale)
– Crazy jungle woman Danielle (Tarzan not take advantage, crazy woman lonely for shared body warmth)
No call coconut phone after 10 PM.
I’ve since retired, other wise I would. Once you find the right guy for the job though, find out if he needs a band. After all every guardian needs a band always playing in the background no? These guys are incredible, they are called “Previously on Lost,” they re-cap every episode of Lost in their songs/show. Wow. http://www.itsasickness.com/lounge/adam-and-jeff-are-obsessed-lost
LMAO! i think Tarzan will ge tthe job :D haha
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