“You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people’s business.”
“Sounds like a country song!”
– Glenn Gulia and the old man in the bar, The Wedding Singer
December 15th, 2008 § 2
“You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people’s business.”
“Sounds like a country song!”
– Glenn Gulia and the old man in the bar, The Wedding Singer
December 14th, 2008 § 1
“I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.”
– Koonu, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
37 days!!!!!!!
December 13th, 2008 § 3
“Did you see Lost this weekend?”
“They’re on the island, they’re off the island. Who can follow that shit?”
– Lester and Deacon, Zack and Miri Make a Porno
38 days until Season 5!!!!!
December 12th, 2008 § 3
December 11th, 2008 § 3
“It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I’ve made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat – it’s all been wrong.”
– George Costanza, Seinfeld
December 10th, 2008 § 3
“So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.”
– Lone Starr, Spaceballs
December 9th, 2008 § 5
“I’m your big brother. I’ll never be impressed with you.”
– GOB Bluth to Michael, Arrested Development
December 8th, 2008 § 2
“When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I’m left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.”
– Billy Mack, Love Actually
December 7th, 2008 § 6
December 5th, 2008 § 2