If you have a quote you’d like me to use in a future Daily Dose, please leave it here with the character names and the name of the movie/TV show/book/what have you.
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I can’t guarantee I’ll use them all, but I can sure as hell try :)
Comments will be deleted once I’ve used the quotes so it’s less confusing for me!
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
From The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Lecter.
(Perhaps for Sayid?)
“Ba’al: You cannot be serious.
O’Neill: Yes I can. I just choose not to. Some of the time.”
“Jackson: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety and music.
O’Neill: Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll?
Jackson: In a manner of speaking.”
(Maybe with a pic of the statue?)
“Jackson: This is a radio. It’s so my friends can find me and shoot you.”
“Carter: Are you crazy? It’s a paradise.
O’Neill: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen?”
“Sheppard: This is Sheppard. I appreciate you can’t hear me, but I don’t have a volleyball to talk to, so what the hell.”
“Lord Yu: Do not make me look foolish by allowing yourself to be murdered.”
“Dr. Beckett: He fainted.
McKay: Oh, there’s gotta be a better word for it!
Dr. Beckett: ‘Faint’ is a proper medical term!
McKay: I passed out from…manly hunger!”
From Stargate SG-1
:D
“I’ve got some more surprises up my sleeve.”
“Like what?”
“… BOOGALY-BOO!!!”
-Marshall and Lily, How I Met Your Mother
Dude, I don’t really have a suggestion, I just think that you should do this sort of thing for Chuck, too. You know, during the later phase of the hiatus, to amp things up some. You’ve got the quality to bring fans together, and come on, just think about the chance to put a stern Adam Baldwin face to a Ted & Bill line. I mean, classic.
“im trapped in a glass case of emotion!”
OR
“Milk was a bad choice!”
-Anchorman
Wooderson: That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused
I bet this ones been done already but hey thought I’d throw one in to the ring:)
“The best way into a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you’re in.”
-Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
Tobias Fünke: Are you calling me a coward?
Warden Stefan Gentles: There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.
Tobias Fünke: Ouch.
“You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher!”
-Fnog, Futurama
I have a ton of Futurama quotes for you:
“Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.”
-Bender
“Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.”
-Prof. Farnsworth
“Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”
-Bender
(this sounds like some parenting advice Christian Sheppard or Roger Linus would give:O
Hi Rachel! =)
Some more quotes I thought of,
Bender: I’m very generous. What about that time I gave blood?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Eh, some guy’s.
Proffessor Farnsworth: And this is my universal translator. Unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
Cubert: Hello.
Universal Translator: Bonjour!
Proffessor Farnsworth: Crazy gibberish!
Dwight: Can I use the gun?
Hermes: What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
Professor Farnsworth: Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you.
– Futurama
HAL: Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
Dave: Yes, I’d like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It’s called “Daisy.” [sings while slowing down] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I’m half crazy, all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two…
– 2001: A Space Odyssey
Roger Sterling from the AMC show, Mad Men:
“At some point, we’ve all parked in the wrong garage.”
“My girlfriend had a car like this. Well, it wasn’t really her car, it was her dad’s. And she wasn’t really my girlfriend, she just lived next door to me and didn’t close her windows.”
-Fry, Futurama
Is this a Ben thing or what!?
“A violent arguement errupts over whose day was more pleasant.”
-Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theatre 3000
“Join me again next week on Let’s Make No F****ing Sense when I will be waxing an owl.”
Mac,
Green wing
Basically applies to most of Lost.
Just watched 40 year old virgin…
“I’m very discreet… but I’ll haunt your dreams.”
“Is it true that if you don’t use it you lose it?”
“Nobody likes your wife. You don’t even like her.”
-Doug Wilson, Weeds.
This could be Juliet saying it to Goodwin…errr, Goodmir :)
Turk: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
J.D.: Dude!
Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?
– From Scrubs. Makes me think of Jack and his appendix.
Carla: [to Nurse Roberts] How’s he doing?
Nurse Roberts: The boy’s got no biscuits.
-Scrubs. Maybe for Something about Jack, Kate, and Sawyer.
Kate: I earned my jock strap.
Gibbs: Ever give you that empty feeling?
Kate: What?
Gibbs: Your jock strap.
Kate: No, like some species of frogs, I grow what I need.
– NCIS. Sun and Widmore, dude. Or even Sun and Ben.
Homer: Well crying isn’t going to help. Now, you can sit there feeling sorry for yourself or you can eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food until your dog comes back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You’re right.
[Gets up and leaves]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food.
– The Simpsons, and maybe for Jack again. Man, he almost makes it too easy to make fun of him.
This could tie in with Locke being dead but not dead at the same time.
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Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: He maybe did what?
Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: I know, but what did he maybe do?
Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he didn’t. What did he maybe do?
Bret: No, he may be dead.
Dave: Are you guys fucking with me?
Murray and Dave: Season 1 of Flight of the Conchords.
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Dave: Here in the U.S. rivalries between rappers usually end up with death – or worse.
Bret: Death?
Dave: Or worse.
Season 2 of Flight of the Conchords.
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Mel: (about her hideous painting of Jemaine) You should hang it on your wall so you can see how big and powerful you are, like Ra – the sun god Ra. You’re like a pharaoh.
Jemaine: I’m not as muscly as that.
Doug: Yeah, that’s what I said.
Mel: Be quiet, Doug!
Jemaine: Yeah, be quiet, Doug.
Season 2 of Flight of the Conchords…. maybe work in one of the pictures/statues of the egyptian gods all over the island.
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This could work with Rose and Bernard, maybe that really cheesy scene in the last episode:
Dave: It shouldn’t matter where you’re from when love’s involved. It’s like that movie, Interracial Hole Stretchers II. She was white and they were black, but it didn’t matter in the end because they were in love.
Season 2 of Flight of the Conchords.
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Jakob, maybe?
Bret: I have a girlfriend, but she doesn’t know I exist.
Dave: But you do exist don’t you? (pokes Bret)
Flight of the Conchords: season 2
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“You just can’t go putting those pictures in my head. That’s an assualt on my imagination.”
-Emerson. Pushing Daisies
Michael Bolton: Peter, you’re in deep shit. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing?
Peter Gibbons: Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.
office space
I’ll be in my bunk – Jayne, Firefly
(anything pertaining to the whole Jack, Kate, Sawyer cockblock scenario)
Michael Bolton: There WAS nothing wrong with that name til that no-talent ass-clown started winning Grammys
Well, why don’t you change your name??
MB: Why should I change it??? He’s the one who sucks!!!!
~Office Space
From Little Shop of Horrors
Orin: [holding a dentist’s tool] Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?
Seymour: [looks terrified]
Orin: It’d hurt, right?
Seymour: Uh huh.
Orin: You’d scream, right?
Seymour: Uh huh.
Orin: Well get your ass in here!
Clearly this would be a great Sayid torture entry
Family Guy
Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
For the scene where Jack cut Ben’s sack and is talking to Kate on the walkie-talkie.
Two and a Half Men
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said “ass.”
Charlie: Tell you what. Here’s a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch.
Jack and Ana-Lucia in the airport bar
Zoe to Mal: I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
~Firefly
Seen District 9? There’s like a total Widmore brother from another mother in that movie. Not sure of a quote off-hand, but ya gotta use one for Widmore and Des or Penny.
Christian: “I’m sorry, I just wanted to share my Pops Secret with you.”
Claire: “Pop’s secret…. pops…?”
woops that’s from Arrested Development between Oscar and Tobias.
This takes place after Sawer let’s go of Juliet in S5 finale.
Sawyer: “When will it be back up?”
Kate: “Don’t worry, we have our best guy working on it.”
Sawyer: “That’s comforting.”
from Mad Men, between elevator man and Don.
Jacob’s loom.
Sheldon’s mom “Ooh, you got yourself a loom, how nice! Honey, why’d you get a loom?”
Sheldon “Well, I was experimenting with luminous fish, and then I though….Hey….Loom…!
-The big bang theory