Nerve.com ranks Lost characters by sexiness! Do you agree?

May 20th, 2010 § 35 comments

Nerve.com has ranked every single character from Lost in terms of sexiness!

The Men of Lost

The Women of Lost

Where do your favorites fall? I can already hear you guys screaming your objections – NADIA SEXIER THAN NIKKI????? EKO SEXIER THAN CHARLIE?????? but still, they are fun lists worth checking out!

Desmond may be a sexy beast, but no one – NO ONE puts Sawyer in a corner. Also for the record, I’d marry Hurley in an instant.

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§ 35 Responses to Nerve.com ranks Lost characters by sexiness! Do you agree?"

  • Mary says:

    Ben 28!Man in Black 14!Richard “manscara” Alpert 8!
    What is wrong with this world!?
    And I agree,Sawyer should have been number 1
    FYI:I´d too marry Hurley in a heart beat.He´s so sweet,and funny,and the nicest guy ever.Sure,having Carmen Reyes has a mother inlaw is a bit scary,but he´s worth it =)
    Allison Janney(aka Mother)24? Really!?
    Can´t believe Tina Fey´s wanna be ranked higher than her…
    I mean,I know she older than the rest,but she´s a beautiful, charming, and extremely talented woman.
    And no Katey Sagal?REALLY?
    But I do agree that Julier is the sexiest woman of the cast. She´s gorgeous.

  • Ashley says:

    I haven’t even looked at all of it yet, but Ben *definitely* needs to be higher than #28!

  • Jay Dee says:

    Daniel Faraday and Mr. Eko ranked higher than Richard Alpert?! No.effing.way. And yeah I’ll agree w/you, Sawyer beats out Desmond for the top spot, shirt off or on…

  • Gavin says:

    I like Jules but no way is she no.1 she should be no where near the top 10 if you ask me.

    Desmond yep he deserves to Win. As a straight man I would go gay for him in a flash

  • Keeks says:

    I only looked at the men, but that list is all outta whack. MIB is way, waaaaaay sexier than Jacob. Those eyes! The passion! MIB is actually in my top four (with Sawyer, Des, Sayid, rotating randomly at will).

    I also thought Dogen was kinda sexy…. should have ranked higher than 35 or whatever. Charlie is cute, but not “sexy.” “Sexy” to me means, I am interested in seeing you without clothes. (Which means that although I also have big love for Hurley, he does not rank at all on that list.)

  • Aww says:

    Yeah! Juliet’s Number 1!

    And I love Ana Lucia SO MUCH.

    The thing I didn’t like about the guys’ list was that Hurley’s ranked under Roger the alcoholic child-slapper. Because he’s fat.

  • Jigga says:

    Well they’ll get no complaint from me about #1 on the male side.

  • lala says:

    I agree, Sawyer should be #1 and Desmond #2 ;)
    Oh, and Juliet should not be #1 either!

  • LostAli75 says:

    are you F’ing kidding me – this list SUCKS.

    Really, Patchy is sexier then Ben Linus(so I’ve a thing for ME and I’ll take him over 3/4 of those dudes) – bite me dudes. And I agree with Ack – would totally marry Hurley in an instant.

    *bangs head against desk*

  • snoop says:

    I have to disagree with the women’s list. Shannon & Kate should be tied at #1. Juliet can be 3rd. Anorexic Claire Dunphy at #5 and above Shannon, no f#$@!!%$ way.

  • carolyn says:

    OMG – Anthony Cooper is from Emergency! I knew he was familiar. Should I be embarrassed that the writer said our MOMS know him from emergency (guess that officially makes me old).

    Definitely not the order I would use (either list). That Zoe needs to be on the bottom! Not sure I’d put Juliet first on a “sexiest” list, but I would put either Desmond OR Sawyer first.

  • Barb says:

    I would definitely not pick either #1 they chose.

    I really like Desmond, but to me he still feels undeveloped, despite his place in the mythology, and that affects my ranking. I think I’d put him at #4 or 5. It’s not just about looks! If Sawyer had continued to be nothing but an ass with no development, he’d be way down on the list. As it is, Sawyer is #1. I’d put Jack farther down, as well, due to personality (Sideways Jack would do better). Hurley absolutely should be higher, along with a few others. Tough to choose after Sawyer, so I think Sayid, Jin, and Richard should all be tied at #2.

    Re: the women: I ended up not entirely hating Juliet I guess, but never liked her much. Just couldn’t get past the smugness. Yet for all Kate’s flip-flopping and whatever, I only really hated her in a couple of instances. I do think she should be #1.

    What’s interesting is how many fewer women there are than men even to list. Anyway, yeah, that was a fun read.

  • sassynach says:

    Sorry, I’m a Desmond lover, so I can’t complain. ;)

    But really, Ana-Lucia and Naomi over Penny?? What IS this world coming to?

  • christine says:

    Faraday needs to be higher, so does Charlie. Charlie > Eko. Faraday > EVERYONE. I’d be Faraday’s constant any day, lol. And Claire’s really pretty, she coulda tied with Kate for #2. Charlotte should have been higher too.

    Other than that, I’m alright with the list. Achara needs to be further down tho. And Hurley and Ben should be higher, cause they are extremely awesome. Lol.

  • sneezy says:

    Juliet’s a pretty lady, but Sun, Kate, and Claire beat her in the hotness department any day.

    Sayid and Sawyer should have been the only ones on the men’s list. Ha.

  • Mary says:

    I agree with Keeks
    I´d rank MIB higher than Jacob.
    Titus Welliver is a amazing actor,has a sexy voice,beautiful eyes and a charming smile.Plus,he has a wondeful sense of humor.Need I say more?
    If it was my list,he would be in the top 5…

  • Lisa says:

    I personally would’ve put Rose Nadler higher than Zoe and a few of the others. Her sassy wit should count for something! And on the men’s list, Sayid should be number 1. Sawyer’s too full of himself and Desmond’s body isn’t nearly as hot.

    ::goes off to take cold shower::

  • Steph says:

    I disagree with a lot of these…especially the men one, I think that the list is assuming that being sexy is all about looks, but attitude counts for so much – I find Mikhail and Miles and Dogen way sexier than Jack. :P

  • maureen says:

    Ben rates number 1 for me with Richard getting the number 2 slot. Goodwin wasn’t even mentioned on this list but Juliet’s fav bed mate would be my number 3 followed by Jacob at number 4 and Des at number 5.

    I have a deep-seated need to be dominated sexually hence my love of Others.

  • maewe says:

    BEN 28th??????????
    i mean, chang higher than him????abbadon??? LOCKE??

    and omg keep the doctor away from the top five!

  • Megan B says:

    Hurley – why so low? Seriously – PHIL is sexier than Hurley? What show were they watching?

    And I would marry Desmond tomorrow. Except that I love Penny too. It’s difficult. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, I adore Desmond. But Sawyer is sexier.

  • Me says:

    I’d put Desmond, Sawyer, or Richard at #1. Can’t complain too much about those rankings.

    I’m 100% on board with Juliet being #1, couldn’t agree more.

  • miel says:

    Sawyer should be #1!
    MIB should be much MUCH higher. I love my faraday, but MIB is definitely sexier.

  • Katie says:

    Miles is ranked way too low (less than WIDMORE?). I’m a huge Faraday fan and I think he’s pretty hot, so I’m glad he’s so high on the list, but even I’ll admit he shouldn’t be ranked higher than Richard. Richard is super hot. But Desmond as #1 is okay with me. :D
    As for the women, Ana Lucia should not be ranked higher than Penny. Sarah should be ranked much lower, just because I hate her. Kate and Juliet are both hot, so it’s a toss-up for me.

  • Dela says:

    I have always thought Kate was better looking than Juliet but I have a couple of guy friends who strongly disagree with me… I think it’s the blonde factor lol

  • tbirdy says:

    Jack sexier than Jin? Or Richard? I think not. I myself waver between Desmond and Sawyer, although I think I’d had to give Sawyer the edge on the sexy. I do love ma Desmond, though, brotha!!!

  • Dee says:

    Sawyer and Kate both at 2? They should have been number 1! Desmond is sexy as is Juliet but they don’t beat Sawyer and Kate.

  • Iraqi Hair Sniffer says:

    Ilana should have been much higher on the list. She’s like a grown-up Jordin Sparks. Super hot.

  • I can’t even handle it. Then men weren’t TOO bad (but seriously, Ben was WAY too far down on the list. And MiB WAY sexier than Jacob. Just sayin’

  • emmarmot says:

    I can’t believe Boone was ranked less sexy than Eko and Faraday! Of course, the fact that I am (ashamedly) addicted to Vampire Diaries now might have something to do with my outrage…

    Sayid is always #1 for me, closely followed by Des.

  • Sheets says:

    Claire should have been #1, plain and simple. And Ana Lucia should have ranked higher too. Other than that, I have no real complaints about the female list.

  • kc says:

    Sawyer not #1? *picks jaw up from off the ground*

    And love her or hate her, Kate should be #1 and they know it.

  • Jenn says:

    my personal opinion is that charlie should be way higher because i have a Thing for dom monaghan. :)

  • Api says:

    I soooo disagree with prretty much EVERYTHING! Sawyer is THE. HOTTEST. CHARACTER. EVER. E V E R. Desmond is really hot, but he’s not BY ANY MEANS, sexier than Sawyer’s abs!
    And my poor Charlie??? Number 12???? He was the cutest character ever! Plus he was a rock star! And Hurley should be placed higher, attraction is not always about good looks…
    As for the women, Kate is hotter than juliet, though i don’t like tha b***h.

  • kater says:

    Kate and sawyer should both be at #1, are they blind? WTF.

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