I would not be at all opposed to a spin-off sitcom revolving around these two. It could be called … Welcome Back Benry? It would feature Ben and Locke, with Hurley’s mom as the wisecracking lunch lady and Widmore has the hard-ass principal. And Richard Alpert could be the mysterious janitor.
… People, I think we have a TV show here!
lol. I’m totally calling him Ben “I always have a lesson plan” Linus from now on.
And this sitcom needs to happen. It could also be called “Dharma High” or something. lol. But the image I have in my head now of Alpert as the Janitor from Scrubs is just too amazing…
xD Dharma High. and i´m sure Aaron and Ji-Yeon would be the problem children.
PROFESSOR LOCKE: Aaron, could you please stop messing around with the time-space continuum? I don´t think we can deal with ANOTHER course-correction this month
“I always have a lesson plan.” I love it!
Hahaha. I think I want a spin-off with these two… :D
Awwwwww jeeeeaaaah.
If this is the only way I can get harder, thicker, longer tactical baton action, I will damn well take it.
There was nothing filthy about that sentence, you perverts.
Haha! I love this (and khaman’s comment).
I would watch a spinoff series with Ben and Locke teaching high school in a heartbeat.
I would not be at all opposed to a spin-off sitcom revolving around these two. It could be called … Welcome Back Benry? It would feature Ben and Locke, with Hurley’s mom as the wisecracking lunch lady and Widmore has the hard-ass principal. And Richard Alpert could be the mysterious janitor.
… People, I think we have a TV show here!
lol. I’m totally calling him Ben “I always have a lesson plan” Linus from now on.
And this sitcom needs to happen. It could also be called “Dharma High” or something. lol. But the image I have in my head now of Alpert as the Janitor from Scrubs is just too amazing…
Professor Linus is the bestest.
As a teacher, I really think a tactical baton would be very useful in the classroom to keep the kids’ attention.
This is great !!
Pretty much the best thing ever.
Re: Nannorama, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
xD Dharma High. and i´m sure Aaron and Ji-Yeon would be the problem children.
PROFESSOR LOCKE: Aaron, could you please stop messing around with the time-space continuum? I don´t think we can deal with ANOTHER course-correction this month
AARON: But… but… but professor Jacob told me to!
punchline of the week
I think this is my new favorite!! The baton, the lesson plan, the *THWACK*.
Great job!
Bunry is class pet!
This is awesome, I can’t wait to see more of teacher Locke and Ben, and I’m all for the spinoff