


“You’re not going mad. I can see them too. You’re just as sane as I am.”
– Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
July 14th, 2009 § 8



“You’re not going mad. I can see them too. You’re just as sane as I am.”
– Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
July 13th, 2009 § 9


“Neville Longbottom, isn’t it? How’s mum and dad?”
“Better, now they’re about to be avenged!”
– Bellatrix Lestrange and Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
July 12th, 2009 § 11
“Oh my god! I’ve killed Harry Potter!”
– Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
(This Harry Potter theme I’ve got going will go on until Wednesday 7/15 in honor of the Half-Blood Prince being released!!)
July 11th, 2009 § 11
“Hey! My eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past!”
– Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
July 10th, 2009 § 8


“Listen… I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be together.”
“It’s for some stupid, noble reason, isn’t it?”
– Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
July 9th, 2009 § 9
“Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?”
– Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
July 8th, 2009 § 4
“Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.”

“Sex.”
“That’s illegal. Can’t do that. Next best thing.”

“Torture.”

– Michael Scott and Dwight Shrute, The Office
July 7th, 2009 § 8
“We are all links on the universal food chain. See, squirrel eats nuts, snake eats the squirrel, gator eats the snake… and we can eat pretty much everything we want. It’s the circle of life.”
“Jesus Christ. I wanna lick your mind!”
“Let’s have lunch first.”
– Jason Stackhouse and Amy Burley, True Blood
June 11th, 2009 § 7
“Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. ”
– Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development
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June 10th, 2009 § 2


“Can I start gettin’ sexed already?”
“Well, that’s one kind of horrific.”
– Jayne and Mal, Firefly
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