

“So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.”
– Lone Starr, Spaceballs
December 10th, 2008 § 3


“So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.”
– Lone Starr, Spaceballs
December 9th, 2008 § 4


“I’m your big brother. I’ll never be impressed with you.”
– GOB Bluth to Michael, Arrested Development
December 8th, 2008 § 2


“When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I’m left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.”
– Billy Mack, Love Actually
December 7th, 2008 § 6


“FRA-GEE-LAY.
That must be Italian!”
– Mr. Parker, A Christmas Story
December 5th, 2008 § 2


“If there’s one thing I learned from you, Jack, it’s to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you’re almost kissing.”
– Devon Banks, 30 Rock
December 4th, 2008 § 3


“I’m gonna bounce back and when I do I’m gonna buy you a diamond so big it’s gonna make you puke.”
“I don’t wanna puke.”
– Navin Johnson and Marie, The Jerk
December 3rd, 2008 § 11
The Photoshopping is insanely bad, but I’M STILL EXCITED!!!!!!
December 3rd, 2008 § 1



“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
“I’m not crying, I’m just allergic to fine home furnishing.”
– Vanessa and Juno, Juno
December 2nd, 2008 § 11


“So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?”
– Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
December 1st, 2008 § 6


“What the hell are you doing?”
“I’m birthday suiting up!”
– Robin and Barney, How I Met Your Mother