The Ack Attack!

“Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.”

– Jayne Cobb, Firefly

“What’s with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you’re like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What’s with you today?”

“What’s with today, today?”

– AJ and Lucas, Empire Records

“Nobody makes a fool out of our family without my help.”

– GOB, Arrested Development

Happy X-Files Day!!!

“I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast.”

– Fox Mulder, The X-Files

“I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere here where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably an entertainer third.”

– David Brent, The Office

“Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?”

“Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.”

– Zu Zana the fembot and Captain Jack Harkness, Doctor Who

“If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass…just be honest about it.”

– Can of Vegetables, Wet Hot American Summer

In honor of today being the one year anniversary of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows…

“Dumbledore’s Army: STILL RECRUITING!”

– Badass Hogwarts graffiti, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.”

– King Jaffe Joffer, Coming to America

You know, we need to figure out whose side we’re on.

Which side are we on? We’re on the side of the demons, Chief. We’re evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go.

– Chief Tyrol and Colonel Tigh, Battlestar Galactica