“Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.”
– Tobias Funke, Arrested Development
October 8th, 2008 § 7
“Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.”
– Tobias Funke, Arrested Development
October 7th, 2008 § 2



“Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
“I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.”
– Deb and Dexter Morgan, Dexter
October 6th, 2008 § 3
“Do you actually like haggis?
“No, I think it’s repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
– Harriet and Charlie, So I Married an Axe Murderer
October 3rd, 2008 § 1


“Try to act with a bit of decorum. This is a posh place.”
“We know how to behave! We’ve had lessons.”
– Norm and John Lennon, A Hard Day’s Night
October 2nd, 2008 § 4
“Do you pray?”

“Pray? No. I communicate.”

“With God?”

“With Life.”

– Harold and Maude, Harold and Maude
October 1st, 2008 § 3
“I’m pregnant.”

“Fuck off!”

“What?”
“What?”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Pregnant… with emotion?”
“Pregnant with a baby.”
– Alison and Ben, Knocked Up
September 30th, 2008 § 17

“Some people never got over Vietnam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. I guess I never got over Charlie.”
– Rob Gordon, High Fidelity
September 29th, 2008 § 8


“I have abandoned my child! I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY!“
– Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
September 26th, 2008 § 4
“You know what they say about love and war.”
“Yeah, one of them involves a large amount of physical and psychological pain and the other’s war.”
– Duane and Tim, Spaced
September 25th, 2008 § 2


“My mother is coming.”
“That’s what she said.”
– Pam and Michael, The Office