November 25th, 2008 § 4
“All right now, son, I want you to get a good night’s rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep. It’s easy, son, all you have to do is be quiet and willing to do it. And son, I am willing to do it. And, I’ve got quiet shoes. Good night, son. Sleep well.”
– “Daddy” (Dave Foley), The Kids in the Hall
November 24th, 2008 § 8
“Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only.”
“No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza!?”
– Supervisor and John McClane, Die Hard
November 23rd, 2008 § 9
In case anyone missed it, here’s a REALLY BADASS Lost promo set to a douchey song! Thanks, ABC!
I am pretty much beside myself.
November 23rd, 2008 § 4
“FASCIST!”
“Hag!!!”
– Joyce Cooper and Nicholas Angel, Hot Fuzz
November 22nd, 2008 § 2
“I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.”
– Elaine, Seinfeld
November 20th, 2008 § 2
“You know, while we’ve been having this conversation, a couple people have probably died from something you could’ve cured.”
– Casey McCall, Sports Night
November 19th, 2008 § 5
“Charlie, I need a woman. I need a woman to… to cook for me, and clean up after me, and somebody that will do everything I say.”
“Well, that’s just a maid, you want a maid?”
“Yeah, that’s right, a maid. A maid I can bang.”
– Frank and Charlie, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
November 19th, 2008 § 8
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November 18th, 2008 § 8
“I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!”
– Marlin, Finding Nemo
November 17th, 2008 § 4
“We’re doing all we can, but I’m not Jesus Christ…I’ve come to accept that now.”
– Dr. Rick Dagless, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
