The Ack Attack!

“What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? ‘Cause I’m married.”

– Peter Griffin, Family Guy

“Why the hell did you take your shoes off?”

“Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”

– Harry and Marv, Home Alone

“What are you doing on the floor?”

“I’m tired.”

– John and Ringo, Help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4otYLufcNp0

Benry and Jears!? My day is complete!!!

35 DAYS!!!!!!!!!

And FYI – I’ll be doing a “Lost so far” post. It’s going to be epic. Hold onto your butts.

“You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people’s business.”

“Sounds like a country song!”

– Glenn Gulia and the old man in the bar, The Wedding Singer

“I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.”

– Koonu, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

37 days!!!!!!!

“Did you see Lost this weekend?”

“They’re on the island, they’re off the island. Who can follow that shit?”

– Lester and Deacon, Zack and Miri Make a Porno

38 days until Season 5!!!!!

“You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.”

– Jafar, Aladdin

“It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I’ve made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat – it’s all been wrong.”

– George Costanza, Seinfeld

“So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.”

– Lone Starr, Spaceballs