

“I better double bag it. I don’t know where that girl been.”
– Kenny Fisher, Can’t Hardly Wait
August 1st, 2008 § 11


“I better double bag it. I don’t know where that girl been.”
– Kenny Fisher, Can’t Hardly Wait
July 31st, 2008 § 9
In honor of both Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling’s birthdays…
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”
– Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
July 30th, 2008 § 3



“I wish you’d’ve done this for me when I was a kid.”
“But you didn’t have a drug problem then.”
“Yeah, but it still would’ve meant a lot to me.”
– Eli Cash and Richie Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
July 29th, 2008 § 12
“Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.”
– Jayne Cobb, Firefly
July 28th, 2008 § 5


“What’s with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you’re like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What’s with you today?”
“What’s with today, today?”
– AJ and Lucas, Empire Records
July 26th, 2008 § 2
“Nobody makes a fool out of our family without my help.”
– GOB, Arrested Development
July 25th, 2008 § 3
Happy X-Files Day!!!

“I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast.”
– Fox Mulder, The X-Files
July 24th, 2008 § 4
“I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere here where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably an entertainer third.”
– David Brent, The Office
July 23rd, 2008 § 8



“Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?”
“Absolutely.”
“Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.”
– Zu Zana the fembot and Captain Jack Harkness, Doctor Who
July 22nd, 2008 § 9
“If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass…just be honest about it.”
– Can of Vegetables, Wet Hot American Summer