


“You know, while we’ve been having this conversation, a couple people have probably died from something you could’ve cured.”
– Casey McCall, Sports Night
November 20th, 2008 § 2



“You know, while we’ve been having this conversation, a couple people have probably died from something you could’ve cured.”
– Casey McCall, Sports Night
November 19th, 2008 § 5
“Charlie, I need a woman. I need a woman to… to cook for me, and clean up after me, and somebody that will do everything I say.”

“Well, that’s just a maid, you want a maid?”

“Yeah, that’s right, a maid. A maid I can bang.”

– Frank and Charlie, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
November 18th, 2008 § 8


“I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!”
– Marlin, Finding Nemo
November 17th, 2008 § 4


“We’re doing all we can, but I’m not Jesus Christ…I’ve come to accept that now.”
– Dr. Rick Dagless, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
November 16th, 2008 § 2


“Don’t be mean to me. I just wanted to flirt with you.”
– Steve Zissou, The Life Aquatic
November 14th, 2008 § 21
“Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.”

“What about breakfast?”

“You’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?”

“I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.”

“What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?”

“I wouldn’t count on it.”

– Aragorn, Pippin, and Merry, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
November 13th, 2008 § 6


“Looks like we got some imminent violence!
– Jayne Cobb, Firefly
November 11th, 2008 § 5
“I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office
November 10th, 2008 § 3


“Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.”
– Edward Bloom, Big Fish
November 9th, 2008 § 1


“If you EVER tell ANYONE about this I will literally come at you like a breeze block of pain.”
– Howard Moon, The Mighty Boosh