

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
-Michael Scott, The Office
August 9th, 2008 § 2


“Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
-Michael Scott, The Office
August 8th, 2008 § 5
“You’re drunk.”
“You’re sexy.”
– Brian and Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
August 7th, 2008 § 5


“If you’re gonna spew…spew into this.”
-Garth Algar, Wayne’s World
August 6th, 2008 § 9


“You’re a turd. A stinky fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poophead. You love patting boys’ butts. You love patting boys’ butts, butt. You butt patter. You’re a perv, and a loser, and a stinky turd.”
– Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks
August 5th, 2008 § 5


“Hey, Dad, whatever happened to that college fund?”
“Spent it on ammo.”
– Sam and John Winchester, Supernatural
August 4th, 2008 § 2
“I don’t know what the hell I’m doing here. I’m 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.”
– Miles Monroe, Sleeper
Note: If you haven’t seen Sleeper, I highly recommend it.
August 3rd, 2008 § 3

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.”
– George Costanza, Seinfeld
August 2nd, 2008 § 7

“I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.”
– Adam Savage, Mythbusters
August 1st, 2008 § 11


“I better double bag it. I don’t know where that girl been.”
– Kenny Fisher, Can’t Hardly Wait
July 31st, 2008 § 9
In honor of both Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling’s birthdays…
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”
– Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets