“I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong. Black. And proud.”
– Michael Ian Black, Stella
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/15/08
September 15th, 2008 § 5
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/14/08
September 14th, 2008 § 4
I’ve got a new layout! Huzzah!
Anyway.
“I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.”
“Well, you get a false feeling of superiority.”
“That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.”
– Michael and Lindsay Bluth, Arrested Development
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/13/08
September 13th, 2008 § 6
“Are you calling me irrational? Because I’ll tear your head off, Daniel. I’ll tear it off and I’ll throw it over that fence.”
– Kim Kelley, Freaks and Geeks
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/12/08
September 12th, 2008 § 1
“What the hell is this?”
“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”
– Sonny and Clemenza, The Godfather
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/11/08
September 11th, 2008 § 1
“Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, it’s okay, I don’t mind, I don’t mind!? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.”
“Is that true?”
“Yes, everything except the reading part.”
– Wayne and Cassandra, Wayne’s World
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/10/08
September 10th, 2008 § 4
“Together again.”
“Wouldn’t miss it.”
“How are we doing?”
“The same as always.”
“That bad, huh?”
– Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/09/08
September 9th, 2008 § 3
“Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in…next to soccer.”
– Loki, Dogma
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/08/08
September 8th, 2008 § 8
“I think I was in love once.”
“Really? What was her name?”
“I don’t remember.”
“That’s not a good start, but keep going…”
“She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s not love.”
“Damn it!”
– Brian Fontana and Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/07/08
September 7th, 2008 § 2
“Tell her that you want your privates and her privates to do a high-five.”
“Tell her that her butt looks like an apple and you wanna take a bite.”
– Tracy Jordan giving Jack Donaghy girl advice, 30 Rock
Daily Dose of Lost – 9/05/08
September 5th, 2008 § 4
“That looks like Wayne’s basement…”
“…but that’s not Wayne’s basement…”
“…isn’t that weird?”
“…Garth, that was a haiku.”
– Garth Algar and Wayne Campbell, Wayne’s World