

“My mother is coming.”
“That’s what she said.”
– Pam and Michael, The Office
September 25th, 2008 § 2


“My mother is coming.”
“That’s what she said.”
– Pam and Michael, The Office
September 24th, 2008 § 4


“Are you high?”
“Higher than you.”
– Patient and Dr. House, House
September 23rd, 2008 § 3
“Haven’t you killed me enough for one day?”
– Captain Mal Reynolds, Firefly
September 22nd, 2008 § 3
“Lighten up a little bit. It’s only the end of the world!”
– Samuel T. Anders, Battlestar Galactica
September 21st, 2008 § 3


“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”
– Michael Scott, The Office
September 20th, 2008 § 11

“I’m gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles, and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.”
– Dr. Cox, Scrubs
September 19th, 2008 § 4


“I’ll have a vanilla…one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.”
– Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
September 18th, 2008 § 4
“Bitch.”
“Jerk.”
– Dean and Sam Winchester, Supernatural
September 17th, 2008 § 4
“Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid.”
– Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
September 16th, 2008 § 3
“Hey, so you’re not wanted for murder anymore.”
“Good. That was such a drag.”
– Oz and Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
P.S. My list of The Top 50 OMGWTF Moments on Lost will be up later this week!