October 9th, 2008 § 2
“Women are like wolves…
If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved…
…And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
– Dwight Schrute, The Office
October 8th, 2008 § 7
“Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.”
– Tobias Funke, Arrested Development
October 7th, 2008 § 2
“Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
“I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.”
– Deb and Dexter Morgan, Dexter
October 6th, 2008 § 3
“Do you actually like haggis?
“No, I think it’s repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
– Harriet and Charlie, So I Married an Axe Murderer
October 3rd, 2008 § 1
“Try to act with a bit of decorum. This is a posh place.”
“We know how to behave! We’ve had lessons.”
– Norm and John Lennon, A Hard Day’s Night
October 2nd, 2008 § 4
“Do you pray?”
“Pray? No. I communicate.”
“With God?”
“With Life.”
– Harold and Maude, Harold and Maude
October 1st, 2008 § 3
“I’m pregnant.”
“Fuck off!”
“What?”
“What?”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Pregnant… with emotion?”
“Pregnant with a baby.”
– Alison and Ben, Knocked Up
September 30th, 2008 § 17
“Some people never got over Vietnam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. I guess I never got over Charlie.”
– Rob Gordon, High Fidelity
September 29th, 2008 § 8
“I have abandoned my child! I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY!“
– Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
September 26th, 2008 § 4
“You know what they say about love and war.”
“Yeah, one of them involves a large amount of physical and psychological pain and the other’s war.”
– Duane and Tim, Spaced
