

“Have you ever had déjà vu?”
“…Didn’t you just ask me that?”
– Rita and Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
November 8th, 2008 § 1


“Have you ever had déjà vu?”
“…Didn’t you just ask me that?”
– Rita and Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
November 7th, 2008 § 3
“Jesus, Dad, you ever think of knocking?”

“What are you two doing in here?”

“I’d say rounding second base.”

– Pam, Jack, and Larry, Meet the Parents
November 4th, 2008 § 2


“Do you have any backup?”
“Oh, yeah. All kinds of backup. Helicopters and shit.”
– La Guerta and Doakes, Dexter
November 3rd, 2008 § 3


“Have you lost your mind!?”
“That’s an interesting question, and one I pose to myself on a regular basis.”
– Shelley Godfrey and Gaius Baltar, Battlestar Galactica
November 2nd, 2008 § 3
“Watch it, bud.”

“Who you calling bud, pal?”

“Who you calling pal, friend?”

“Who you calling friend, jackass?”

“Don’t call me a jackass.”

“I just did call you a jackass!”

– Turk and Virgil, Ocean’s 11
October 29th, 2008 § 2


“Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.”
– Bender, Futurama
October 28th, 2008 § 4
“I want to cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.”
– Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development
October 27th, 2008 § 2
“You know how John Lennon was better than all the rest of the Beatles but he never realized it until he met Yoko?”

“Well I’m going to be Jack’s Yoko!”

“…You want to be Yoko?!”

– Phoebe and Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
October 26th, 2008 § 2


“Why haven’t you tried the world domination thing? You scared of the big leagues?”
“Please, how stupid do I look to you? World Domination. I’ll leave that to the religious nuts and the Republicans, thank you.”
– Brock Samson and The Monarch, The Venture Brothers
October 25th, 2008 § 5
“You’re crazy.”
“Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?”
“It’s impossible.”
“Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?”
“It can’t be!”
“Can’t it? Or is your entire world crashing down all around you!?”
– Jerry and Kramer, Seinfeld