Sorry about that little hiatus!!

“I don’t like jokes. I don’t think they are funny.”
– Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks
October 21st, 2008 § 1
Sorry about that little hiatus!!

“I don’t like jokes. I don’t think they are funny.”
– Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks
October 17th, 2008 § 4
“I like your tat.”

“Thanks, I did it myself.”

“Really?”

“…I like pain.”

“…I like cookies.”

– Michael Showalter and Jemma, Stella
October 16th, 2008 § 6


“How do you sleep at night?”
“On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.”
– Sam Winchester and Bela, Supernatural
October 15th, 2008 § 2


“You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Ya wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
– Al Czervik, Caddyshack
October 14th, 2008 § 3


“They tell you, ‘Never hit a man with a closed fist.’ But it is, on occasion, hilarious.”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
October 13th, 2008 § 3
“Let’s agree to disagree.”
“No. Let’s agree that you agree with me.”
– David Brent and Neil Godwin, The Office (UK)
P.S. Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canadians out there! :D
October 12th, 2008 § 0
“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he’s a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.”
– Amy Wong, Futurama
October 9th, 2008 § 2
“Women are like wolves…

If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved…

…And my animal deserves a lot of loving.


– Dwight Schrute, The Office
October 8th, 2008 § 7
“Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.”
– Tobias Funke, Arrested Development
October 7th, 2008 § 2



“Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
“I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.”
– Deb and Dexter Morgan, Dexter