September 17th, 2008 § 4
“Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid.”
– Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
September 16th, 2008 § 3
“Hey, so you’re not wanted for murder anymore.”
“Good. That was such a drag.”
– Oz and Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
P.S. My list of The Top 50 OMGWTF Moments on Lost will be up later this week!
September 15th, 2008 § 5
“I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong. Black. And proud.”
– Michael Ian Black, Stella
September 14th, 2008 § 4
I’ve got a new layout! Huzzah!
Anyway.
“I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.”
“Well, you get a false feeling of superiority.”
“That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.”
– Michael and Lindsay Bluth, Arrested Development
September 13th, 2008 § 6
“Are you calling me irrational? Because I’ll tear your head off, Daniel. I’ll tear it off and I’ll throw it over that fence.”
– Kim Kelley, Freaks and Geeks
September 12th, 2008 § 1
“What the hell is this?”
“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”
– Sonny and Clemenza, The Godfather
September 11th, 2008 § 1
“Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, it’s okay, I don’t mind, I don’t mind!? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.”
“Is that true?”
“Yes, everything except the reading part.”
– Wayne and Cassandra, Wayne’s World
September 10th, 2008 § 4
“Together again.”
“Wouldn’t miss it.”
“How are we doing?”
“The same as always.”
“That bad, huh?”
– Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
September 9th, 2008 § 3
“Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in…next to soccer.”
– Loki, Dogma
September 8th, 2008 § 8
“I think I was in love once.”
“Really? What was her name?”
“I don’t remember.”
“That’s not a good start, but keep going…”
“She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s not love.”
“Damn it!”
– Brian Fontana and Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
