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\nRIP: Dr. Christian Shephard
\nCause of Death: Bender
\nThanks for: Teaching Jack it’s okay for a man to cry. And cry. And cry.
\nWe’ll never forget: You – because you’re probably half the Losties’ daddy<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Ethan Rom
\nCause of Death: Charlie + Gun
\nWe’ll never forget: You being the creepiest mofo in all of Season 1
\nThanks for: Letting Claire go. Oh wait, that wasn’t on purpose?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Wayne
\nCause of Death: Kate done blew you up
\nThanks for: Being such a huge dickhead, without you, Kate would have never been on the run<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Marshal Edward Mars
\nCause of Death: Shrapnel, Gunshot to the lungs
\nThanks for: Being weirdly obsessed with Kate’s case. It wasn’t like she was a serial killer or something, sheesh.
\nWe’ll never forget: DON’T…TRUST…HER.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Leslie Arzt
\nCause of Death: TNT, it’s dyn-o-mite
\nWe’ll never forget: Your miserable attitude, the way you stared at Nikki’s boobs
\nThanks for: The awesome line, “Dude, you’ve got some Arzt on you.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Tom
\nCause of Death: Cops + Guns
\nThanks for: Giving Kate that complex. And also that toy plane, it meant we got to see Sawyer swim in a lagoon.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Kelvin Inman
\nCause of Death: Desmond + Big Rock
\nWe’ll never forget: Your yellow jumpsuit and hatch art
\nThanks for: Keeping our Desmond company<\/p>\n
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RIP: Jae Lee
\nCause of Death: Guilt + Balcony
\nAt least you were doing: Sun
\nThanks for: Making us all wonder if Sun’s baby is yours
\nWe’ll never forget: Jin pwning your ass<\/p>\n
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RIP: Yemi
\nCause of Death: Drug Raid
\nWe’ll never forget: You turning up in the plane and in people’s dreams and freaking the hell out of us<\/p>\n
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RIP: Edmund Burke
\nCause of Death: Ethan + Bus
\nAt least you were doing: That hot chick you introduced to Juliet
\nThanks for: Illustrating Juliet’s awesome taste in men
\nWe’ll never forget: Screaming out loud when that bus plowed you over<\/p>\n
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RIP: Goodwin
\nCause of Death: Ana-Lucia + Stake through the heart
\nAt least you were doing: Juliet
\nThanks for: Lulling us into a false sense of security
\nWe’ll never forget: Watching you get impaled<\/p>\n
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RIP: Mikhail “Patchy” Bakunin
\nCause of Death: Gunshot, Harpoon to the heart, bleeding from the ears, drowning, being blown up
\nAt least: You’re probably not really dead
\nThanks for: Being full of pwn
\nWe’ll never forget: Your kitty Nadia<\/p>\n
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RIP: Tom
\nCause of Death: Sawyer + Revenge
\nAt least you were doing: Jack in the back of the Dharma van after football practice
\nThanks for: Being both a bad guy and a pussy cat
\nWe’ll never forget: The way we all thought you we the leader of the Others at first. And your awesome fake!beard.<\/p>\n
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RIP: Danny Pickett
\nCause of Death: Juliet + Gun
\nAt least you were doing: Colleen
\nWe’ll never forget: The way you were pretty damn violent for a hippie
\nThanks for: Making Kate admit she loved Sawyer<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Colleen Pickett
\nCause of Death: Sun + Gun
\nAt least you were doing: Danny
\nWe’ll never forget: Your condescending bitchy tone<\/p>\n
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RIP: Bonnie and Greta
\nCause of Death: Patchy + Gun
\nAt least you were doing: Each other, obvs
\nThanks for: Being Strong Womyn<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Naomi
\nCause of Death: Locke + Gun
\nThanks for: Getting our hopes up, sheesh<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Nathan
\nCause of Death: Ana-Lucia + her own paranoia
\nSorry about: Thinking you were one of them<\/i> ha ha WOOPS! *whistles*<\/p>\n
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RIP: Uncle Rico<\/strike> Roger Linus
\nCause of Death: Ben + Purge
\nThanks for: Turning Benry into the most eeeveel guy ever
\nWe’ll never forget: Sawyer clunking your skull with a Dharma beer can<\/p>\n
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RIP: Anthony Cooper, aka Sawyer
\nCause of Death: Chains + Sawyer
\nThanks for: Fucking up Lost’s 2 best characters – Sawyer and Locke
\nWe’ll never forget: You being the biggest asshole…ever.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Ana-Lucia Cortez
\nCause of Death: Michael + Gun
\nAt least you were doing: Well, you did Sawyer once
\nWe’ll never forget: Those fucking horrible faces you made
\nThanks for: Being the most universally hated Lost character ever<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Horace Godspeed
\nCause of Death: The Purge
\nThanks for: Having the funniest name ever
\nWe’ll never forget: Your hippy dippy ideals<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Miss Cleo<\/strike> Bea Klugh
\nCause of Death: Patchy + Gun
\nThanks for: Nothing. We thought you’d actually have some importance.
\nWe’ll never forget: You telling us Zeke’s real name was Tom<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Nikki & Paulo
\nCause of Death: Spiders + Diamonds + Being buried alive
\nAt least you were doing: Each other
\nThanks for: Pissing off almost every Lost fan by showing up out of nowhere and then having no point. Although, you are both very pretty.
\nWe’ll never forget: Actually, we will forget. Meh.<\/p>\n
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RIP: Boone Carlisle
\nCause of Death: Locke + Plane
\nAt least you were doing: Shannon, before the crash
\nWe’ll never forget: Your eyelashes and perfect bone structure
\nThanks for: Being god’s friggin’ gift to humanity<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Shannon Rutherford
\nCause of Death: Ana-Lucia + Gun
\nAt least you were doing: Boone AND Sayid
\nWe’ll never forget: Your sarcasticly bitchtastic remarks, your translation of the French signal, you singing “La Mer”
\nThanks for: Taking care of Vincent while Walt was gone<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Libby
\nCause of Death: Michael + Gun
\nAt least you were (about to do): Hurley
\nWe’ll never forget: That you were one of the few nice ones out there
\nThanks for: confusing the hell out of us by being in that mental institution<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Susan Lloyd
\nCause of Death: Cancer
\nAt least you were doing: Brian
\nThanks for: Biting it, otherwise Walt would have never been on that plane<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Mister Eko
\nCause of Death: Smoke Monster
\nWe’ll never forget: You being a gentle giant that doesn’t mind kicking ass and taking names, your Jesus stick, the way you said “CHAH-LEE”
\nThanks for: Freaking out the two hardest characters to freak out – Ben and Locke<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
RIP: Charlie Pace
\nCause of Death: Destiny + Patchy + Grenade
\nAt least you were doing: Claire
\nWe’ll never forget: The lyrics to “You All Everybody,” that time you got hung from a tree, your black hoodie, the imaginary peanut butter
\nThanks for: ALL THE MEMORIES ;____;<\/p>\n
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