{"id":1275,"date":"2010-02-10T10:09:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T15:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=1275"},"modified":"2010-02-10T10:09:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T15:09:06","slug":"spoiler-alert-mini-recap-discussion-post-for-what-kate-does","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=1275","title":{"rendered":"SPOILER ALERT: Mini-Recap & Discussion Post for “What Kate Does”"},"content":{"rendered":"

WARNING: <\/strong>THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM LAST NIGHT’S LOST. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, DO NOT CONTINUE READING.<\/p>\n

On this week’s Lost, Sayid was alive! But confused! And some crazy Temple guys strapped him into a torture chair and gave him a test to see if he was “claimed” (which is apparently the new word for zombie-fied), and even though they assured him he passed, he totally failed! So they tried to get Jack to give him some “medicine,” but Jack wouldn’t do it. So then Jack tried to take the pill himself, and Dogen wouldn’t let him (because it was POISON!), and then they both had tea. Meanwhile, in Alterna-Land, Kate and Claire became insta-BFFs after Kate carjacked Claire’s cab! They went and saw Aaron’s would-be adoptive mom (not happening anymore), then Claire went into premature labor, so Kate brought her to the hospital, and Ethan was Claire’s OB-GYN, and they stopped the labor because it was too early to have the BAY-BEE, and cops came looking for Kate, but Claire covered for her! Because that’s what brand new carjacker BFFs DO, right?? So then on the island, Sawyer got all emo and ran away from the temple, and of course Kate followed him, and the whole thing ended with Sawyer crying on the Dharmaville dock about how he was going to ask Juliet to marry him. Kate, who was also crying for no apparent reason, told Sawyer that she came back to the island to find Claire! Then, as Jin was getting recaptured by the Other Others, Mac from It’s Always Sunny got shot, and lo and behold, it was Claire with a rifle, making Danielle Rousseau look like a jungle supermodel! Dogen thought maybe she was “claimed” as well, and after seeing her hair, the Lost audience might have to agree.<\/p>\n

After the jump: Questions, theories, and predictions!<\/p>\n

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To be honest this episode didn’t really do it for me (and most of you, from what I understand), but there are still a few questions to come out of it…<\/p>\n