{"id":940,"date":"2009-12-05T13:35:49","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T18:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=940"},"modified":"2009-12-05T13:35:49","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T18:35:49","slug":"bella-broods-edward-broods-jacob-takes-off-his-shirt-and-stands-in-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=940","title":{"rendered":"BELLA BROODS! EDWARD BROODS! Jacob takes off his shirt and stands in the road."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you think the <em>Twilight<\/em> Saga is as craptastic as I do (but still watch the movies for shits and giggles), please do check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killsmedead.com\/the-twilight-saga-new-moon\/\">this scrumtrulescent review<\/a> my dear friend Liz at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killsmedead.com\">Kills Me Dead<\/a> wrote upon seeing <em>New Moon<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll laugh.  You&#8217;ll cry.  You&#8217;ll hurl.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sheriff Eric Northman > Kinda King Aro. Aro was still kind of hilarious, although I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sick of people making \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re such a curious oddity\u00e2\u20ac\u009d eyes at Bella all the time. Pro tip: you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t read her thoughts because she doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have any of her own.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you think the Twilight Saga is as craptastic as I do (but still watch the movies for shits and giggles), please do check out this scrumtrulescent review my dear friend Liz at Kills Me Dead wrote upon seeing New Moon. You&#8217;ll laugh. You&#8217;ll cry. You&#8217;ll hurl. Sheriff Eric Northman > Kinda King Aro. Aro [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[314,240],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","tag-movies","tag-twilight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":942,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions\/942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}