{"id":800,"date":"2009-09-11T19:51:42","date_gmt":"2009-09-12T00:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=800"},"modified":"2009-09-11T19:51:42","modified_gmt":"2009-09-12T00:51:42","slug":"operators-are-standing-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"Operators are standing by"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, a VERY kind reader has set up a fundraiser to help me buy a new iPod, since mine is about to die forever and I am very (VERY) broke! If you&#8217;re feeling saucy and you&#8217;d like to throw a buck or two my way for bringing you the lolz every week, check this out: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fundable.com\/groupactions\/groupaction.2009-09-11.4697494165\">Click here to donate!!!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Your money isn&#8217;t debited until after the goal has been reached, so if this doesn&#8217;t work (which I have a feeling will probably happen LOL come on, I&#8217;m a realist) your pledge will never be cashed in.<\/p>\n<p>*feels special forever*<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Kevin :D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, a VERY kind reader has set up a fundraiser to help me buy a new iPod, since mine is about to die forever and I am very (VERY) broke! If you&#8217;re feeling saucy and you&#8217;d like to throw a buck or two my way for bringing you the lolz every week, check this out: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[229,230],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin","tag-ack-is-broke-and-desperate","tag-my-readers-are-awesome"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":801,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions\/801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}