{"id":1104,"date":"2010-01-09T19:48:38","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T00:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2010-01-09T19:48:38","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T00:48:38","slug":"set-hadron-supercollider-to-eight-megajoules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I had written this!<\/p>\n<p>How would each Lost character make a PB&#038;J?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/5YyvR\">This is freaking hilarious!!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t decide which is better, Libby&#8217;s, Sayid&#8217;s, or Desmond&#8217;s!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I had written this! How would each Lost character make a PB&#038;J? This is freaking hilarious!! I can&#8217;t decide which is better, Libby&#8217;s, Sayid&#8217;s, or Desmond&#8217;s!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[142,311],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost","tag-lol","tag-lost"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1105,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions\/1105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theackattack.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}