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Lost Recap 5×12: Dead is Dead

April 13th, 2009 § 60

The week on Lost, Widmore tells some dead baby jokes, Locke follows his newly attained internal GPS, Desmond goes SMASH, and Ben goes for a visit in the Temple of Doom.


So first this dude rides in on a horse (The hippies are coming! The hippies are coming!) and we’re all wondering who this rapscallion is, with his earth-tone clothes and rakish neckerchief!

And Richard is like, “Charles is that you?? You’ve aged HORRIBLY!”

“Thank you, Ageless Wonder. Why don’t you go comb your eyelashes while I do the men’s work, hm?”

So Widmore goes into the tent that Baby Benry is ~*healing*~ in after drinking his memory-erasing Roofie Colada. We don’t know the details, but we do know that something Dementorish sucked out his soul or…something.

“Don’t make me go back there! They make us eat bean sprouts and do trust falls and heal our chakras with crystals, please NOOOO!”

“Unfortunately you’re going to have to be a double agent, kid. You’ll have to be a hippie by day and a Hostile by night. You’ll walk among them, but you won’t be one of them. But don’t worry, we’ve got lots of neckerchiefs and smug comebacks to go around. You’ll fit right in. Richard will provide you with your Latin 101 book before you go. Ego vobis valedico.”

***

Meanwhile in 2007, Ben wakes up to Locke’s smiling face! He was kind of shocked that Locke was all smiley and well-dressed and UNDEAD and all.

“WTF ZOMBIE!?”

“Good morning, sleepyhead! Up and at ’em! We’ve got lots to do today!”

Ben’s Brain: How are you…what in the…how did this…why aren’t you…I thought I…ALIVE?? HE IS ALIVE?? WTF!? NO SERIOUSLY W.T.F. OMG. OMGOMGOMG. HE’S GOING TO KILL ME. OMG. MOMMY. SAVE ME.

Ben’s Mouth: Well hello, John. Fancy meeting you here. I’d love to stay, but I must jet. It’s Business Time. Gotta meet my maker. Smokey waits for no man.

“I’m sorry, what? I didn’t quite catch that. I don’t speak Murderous Traitor.”

***

So Ben and Locke go out to the beach and Ben immediately starts doing this Master of Manipulation thang.

Caesar: Hello my friend, how are you feeling?
Ben: Oh I’m fine, I’m fine. Nothing a little Island magic won’t fix. Say, it’s good to see you’re wearing purple.
Caesar: How do you mean?

Ben: Well I’m a nice guy and I’M wearing purple and YOU’RE a nice guy and YOU’RE wearing purple. But see that guy over there?
Caesar: The one who said you killed him?

Ben: Yeah that guy. I didn’t see him on the plane. And I doubt he was “wearing purple” before he got here, if you catch my drift. I think he’s got the Crazies. The Heebie Jeebies. Insane in the Membrane. KnowwhatImean?
Caesar: So you’re saying he’s mentally ill and/or dangerous??
Ben: Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

So Caesar’s all, “I’d better go tell that chick with all the guns and mysterious metal container about this.”

***

So it’s around 1989 and Ben is Hangin’ Tough with his amazingly bad New Kids on the Block/Hitler hair! He’s chilling out with Ethan “Children of the Corn” Rom, who at only 12 years old is already all like, “LET ME KILL THE LADY, BEN! I WANT TO TASTE THE BLOOD OF THE WICKED!”

But Ben’s like “NO NO IT’S MY TURN, WEINERHEAD!” and he goes into the tent to kill Danielle but then you hear a baby crying!! And Danielle starts freaking out and screaming something about being infected, so Ben does what any evil mastermind would do and steals her baby!!

I mean CHRIST no wonder Danielle was such a nutball, she had to kill all her friends, and then give birth to this kid BY HERSELF in the jungle and then some dude with a rakish scarf and absolutely horrendous hair takes her her kid? RIGHT OUTTA HER HANDS??

Straw, meet the camel’s back.

And as a last warning Ben is like, “Whenever you hear whispers, you run the other way!” but by then Danielle was running around her tent in circles screaming, her arms flailing over her head like a freaking Muppet. So she didn’t catch that last part!!

***

Ben is rummaging through his old desk to find the photo where him and Alex are both not looking at the camera for the coconut internet’s Facebook page…

When Locke is like, “I think we need to discuss…the elephant in the room.”

“Ugh, seriously? For the last time, I’m a HETEROSEXUAL. Who just happens to enjoy lavender shirts, adopting babies from foreign countries, and jaunty fedoras! Is that a crime??”

“No, that’s not a crime. Taking those tags off mattresses is a crime. Jaywalking is a crime. Stealing candy and/or babies is a crime. And murdering me? That’s the biggest crime of all.”

“You had to die and you had critical information. Once I had what I needed I didn’t have time to convince you to off yourself, so I used a shortcut. Ctrl+Alt+Noose.”

So despite the fact that Benry is a despicable human being, Locke thinks that resurrection has left him feeling a little Jesus-y. He tells Ben he’ll help him find the Smoke Monster!

***

They’re about to get on the boat to get to the main Island when Caesar and his posse roll up. Caesar’s all like, “Hey mister, I don’t believe you were wearing purple earlier like all of us. Or that you were on the plane. You’re not going anywhere, my friend.”

“I’m not your FRIEND, buddy!”

“I’m not your BUDDY, guy!”

“I’m not your GUY, pal!!”

And then Benry totally just blew Caesar away!!! And he’s all, “Beware the Ides of March, bitchez!!!”

So they get to the other Island and Locke is like, “I know why you want to be judged” and Ben’s like, “I broke the rules, I left The Island!”

Locke: No, it’s not that. It’s because you let Alex get killed.
Ben: You know it’s funny, I’ve killed LOADS of people and yet she’s the only one I feel kinda bad about. But only kinda.
Locke: That’s because there’s a cactus where your heart should be, Benjamin.

***

So then Ben and Malachi Ethan come back to Camp with bb Alex. Ben had a little debate with old Chuck Widmore on the finer points of infanticide.

Benry surprised us all by actually being Pro-Life! Charles, on the other hand, was decidedly Pro-Death on the matter.

“And plz stop laughing at my fuzzy powdered flashback wig.”

And the Richard was all, “Ben?? Is that you?? God, you’ve aged even worse than Widmore!!! Aren’t you supposed to be like 25!?”

“Thank you, Richard. You know we all can’t look like we’ve perpetually just stepped off the set of Mad Men.”

***

So Ben and Locke are off to see the Wizard, or the Smoke Monster as WE call it, and they see a light on in Ben’s house! It’s Sun! And she is completely freaked out!

“What happened? Where is everyone else?”

“They’ve been framed!”

“What do you mean framed, framed for what? A murder?”

“No, I LITERALLY mean they’ve been FRAMED!” and she shoves the photo of Kate, Jack, and Hurley into his hands!

Sun: Christian Shephard told us to wait inside this house and told us help was coming!
Ben: A christian shepherd, do you mean JESUS? Did you see JESUS?? HERE??
Sun: No there was a man named Christian Shephard! And he told us to wait here for John Locke but that ain’t happening because he’s dead!

So then Ben points toward the window “Speeeaking of Jesus…”

And then we all understood why Damon and Carlton chose this episode to air during Easter week!

So as wacky as it sounds, Sun admits that she’s been on this show long enough to know that Zombie!Locke might actually help her get to Jin somehow.

But La Penis has had it. No amount of taking bong hits in the Bahamas could have prepared him for this. “So the murderer and the dead guy are going to take you to the 70’s so you can find your husband??! And I’m a monkey’s uncle, right?? I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!”

So after La Penis asks to be let off the ride, it was time for Ben to summon monster! He crawled through this tunnel with a torch and he’s like, “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs!”

He gets to the end of the tunnel and sticks his hand into some water, which is as crystal clear as this entire season of Lost.

So he pulls a lever or something and flushes The Island!!!

And somewhere in 1977, Jack’s like “OMG! OMG! COLD! COLD!!”

***

So Alex is a little girl now and her and Ben are doing their best impression of Benry Knows Best when Richard arrives to let him know it’s time to say goodbye.

Widmore: You should have killed that kid the night you found her.
Ben: You broke the rules, you sell out!! Living off The Island? Making your own babies and not kidnapping them??
Widmore: I didn’t sell out son, I bought in. Keep that in mind.
Ben: Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total dick.
Widmore: Kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh wait, that’s right. She’s DEAD. Just like your kid should be.

So with that warm and fuzzy goodbye, Widmore was tossed out the proverbial Island airlock.

“Later, hater.”

***

So Sun’s wondering – did Ben know Locke would zombie-fy when he got to The Island?

And he tells her he had no idea because that has never happened before!

Ben: What’s dead is dead.
Us: lol episode title

He seemed to be conveniently forgetting a certain asshole father of one of the Losties! And no, I don’t mean Kate’s dad! Or Locke’s dad! Or Sun’s dad! Or Sawyer’s dad! Or Hurley’s dad!

Christian sure as hell seems like HE came back to life, amiright?

***

“Hey Chaz, just so ya know, to punish you for being a cruel bastard and murdering my innocent daughter for no reason, I’m going to go ahead and murder your innocent daughter for no reason.”

“But that would make me feel kinda bad! But only kinda!”

“Nothing in the ‘verse can stop me. Except maybe a pissed off Scotsman. Or a sale at Barney’s. Ta!”

***

So after Locke and Ben decided the Smokey Express wouldn’t be making any stops in Dharmaville, they decided to go straight to the belly of the beast. The only problem? Locke was just following his instinct in order to find it, and Ben was not having it.

Ben: Are we there yet?
Locke: No.
Ben: Are we there yet?
Locke: No.
Ben: Are we there y…
Locke: Don’t make me turn this mission around, young man!

“You’re not the boss of me!”

“Right, right – we’ll see what Smokey has to say about that.”

So they finally get to the temple, but they’re not taking the beaten path. After all, one does not simply walk into Mordor – they have to go UNDER it.

“Ewww is that a French guy’s arm down there?”

***

Back at the marina, Benry shows up with guns blazing! And this time he doesn’t have a creepy little kid trying to horn in on his Killin’ Time.

Right away he shoots Desmond, who goes “OCH BROTHAH”-ING through the air!!

So Penny runs out and Ben is telling her that her father is a despicable man that killed his daughter, so he’s going to kill her father’s daughter, which is unfortunately her, sry2say!!

But then Baby Chah-lee comes out of the boat and is ridiculously adorable, but even his cuteness is not enough to divert Benry’s bullets!

“Move out of the way, kid! Or else you’re going to have Penny’s brain in your ears…and in your eyes…”

But right then Desmond, The Scottish Scrapper, comes hurtling into the shot and goes NUTS and just pulverizes Benry’s face until it resembles something not unlike rhubarb pie.

And just as an affectionate afterthought, he tosses him into the water, giving us a fantastically creepy shot of Ben while reminding us that it’s just not Wednesday unless Henry Gale is in need of a blood transfusion!!

***

Meanwhile, back on the other beach…

“That chick with the weird accent has a gun! Also, I’m kind of cute, but don’t get attached.” *points at color of shirt*

“Sweet Jemima Crankshaft, what the hell is going on over here? I leave for a few hours and it’s like flipping Lord of the Flies all the sudden?”

And AnNOT-Lucia is all “What lies in the shadow of the statue?” and we’re all like, “Exsqueeze me, wot??” And she’s all like, “Tell them it’s time, tie him up, he’s coming with us” and we’re like, “Again, WOT!?”

And poor Frank is all, “Fuckin’ A, man!”

***

“I just wanted to say thank you for helping me. You’re right, I need to be judged for letting Alex die. I don’t know what I would have done without you, John. Thank y…”

“Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We’ve got company.”

So Benry falls into the Temple of Doom!! And there are WingDings all over the walls!

And then it finally appeared!! ALL RISE, THE HONORABLE JUDGE SMOKE MONSTER IS PRESIDING!!!!!!!!!

And then we got a nice little recap of all the flashbacks from this episode and not one second that we’ve never seen! How convenient!

We even had to watch Alex getting killed again, which was really sad ;_; We loved Alex! Alex was a punk rocker! She was a punk punk, a punk rocker! The poor kid didn’t need to die, ya know??

Even Ben got all farklempt! Which was crazy considering:

Ben:Not Crying :: Jack:Crying!

So then the Smoke Monster sinks back down into the bowels of The Island and out of nowhere ALEX IS THERE!!!! And Ben’s like, “OMG THIS IS SO WEIRD I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU!!! CRAZY!!!!”

Alex reminds Ben that it’s ALL HIS FAULT that she’s dead, and that she knows he’s already planning to kill Locke YET AGAIN! O_O

And so she slams him against the wall like the freakin’ FONZ and she’s like “YOU LISTEN TO EVERY GODDAMN THING JOHN LOCKE SAYS FROM NOW ON OR ELSE I WILL END YOU!!! If he wants to go to the temple, you go to the temple! If he wants to go to the beach, you go to the beach! I don’t care if he just wants to play Mousetrap and eat mangoes, YOU’RE DOING IT!!!”

And then just as quickly as she appeared, she was gone!

So then Locke comes back to fish Ben out of the hole and he’s all “OMG WHA HAPPENED!??!?”

And with tears in his eyes, Ben’s like, “It likes me! It reallly likes me! I’d like to thank so many people right now. First, thank you Jacob for your eternal grace, thanks to my dad for molding me into a super villain at such an early age, thanks to Dick Alpert and Chuck Widmore for teaching me how to be a snazzy dresser, thanks to Horace Goodspeed for helping me harness my Chi, thanks to John Locke’s manboobs for their lack of support, and most of all, thanks to Damon and Carlton for making this THE BEST DAMN SHOW ON TELEVISION!!”

*end of speech music*

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§ 60 Responses to “Lost Recap 5×12: Dead is Dead”

  • ANM says:

    Im a hardcore Ben lover so I loved the episode…and right now I hate the island…I have to say I dud get a bunch of “Benry knows best” deja-vu moments while watching the episode the 2nd time around…..so cute!

  • artem1s says:

    we’re all wondering who this rapscallion is, with his earth-tone clothes and rakish neckerchief!

    serious LOTR flashback here. Fishes, Precious? They are tasty!

  • Just discovered you this season! Werd you make me laugh!

    Jack in the shower – “Cold!” – made me almost fall off my chair!

    “Ewww is that a French guy’s arm down there?” – flippin’ hysterical! :D

  • JNL says:

    “And somewhere in 1977, Jack’s like “OMG! OMG! COLD! COLD!!””

    Priceless!

  • LOL So much about this recap ruled. #1 is of course the South Park reference. And srsly WTF *was* up with all the beach people wearing purple? I didn’t even notice it until you pointed it out. Weirddddddddd…

    Top 5 Fave Parts, in order of *giggleSNARF* to *omfg i just peed a lil* –

    #5 – And poor Frank is all, “Fuckin’ A, man!”

    #4 – “That chick with the weird accent has a gun! Also, I’m kind of cute, but don’t get attached.” *points at color of shirt*

    #3 – So Benry falls into the Temple of Doom!! And there are WingDings all over the walls!

    #2 – It’s just not Wednesday unless Henry Gale is in need of a blood transfusion!!

    and the best part of the whole recap is…..

    #1 – And somewhere in 1977, Jack’s like “OMG! OMG! COLD! COLD!!”

    AHAHAHAHA priceless. Also, thx for reminding me there was no Jack in this episode. I knew there was a reason it made my Top 5 All-Time Best Lost episodes other than the fact that it was Ben-centric.

  • am1 says:

    oh, dear. I love your recaps, I really do, but please — being pro-choice does NOT make one pro-baby-death. Pro-choice women have babies all the time (which is why that bumper sticker that says “your mother was pro-life!” is so stupid).

  • Benry says:

    “it’s just not Wednesday unless Henry Gale is in need of a blood transfusion!!”

    ahaha! Love your recaps!

  • rachelack says:

    @AM1 – I totally absolutely agree with you 100%, I didn’t mean anything by that apart from he was the opposite of Pro-Life.

    Actually, I think I’m going to change the wording so no one else gets the wrong idea.

  • ... says:

    “Ctrl+Alt+Noose” made me snort Pepsi. XD Wickedly awesome recap as usual, Ack!

  • w says:

    lawl at Stewie-ish quote.

  • oozingcuteness says:

    Is it just me or was that a Magnetic Fields reference? Love love love the recaps!

  • oozingcuteness says:

    and by “that” i am refering to:

    Locke: That’s because there’s a cactus where your heart should be, Benjamin.

    =)

  • taava says:

    Your recaps are the best! :D I couldn’t stop laughing while reading this. Ben & Alex’s Facebook picture… Ben’s flasback Hitler wig… Wingdings on the walls of the Temple of Doom… hahaa :D Thanks for cheering me up on a Monday evening ;)

    And that swing -scene really was like out of “Benry knows best”! Cute! :D

  • Katie says:

    It’s probably bad that after reading through all your recaps, when Ben said “dead is dead” in this episode, my reaction actually WAS “lol episode title”.
    Or maybe that’s not bad at all.
    Fantastic recap, as usual. :)

  • daphne1d says:

    “Move out of the way, kid! Or else you’re going to have Penny’s brain in your ears…and in your eyes”
    LOVE!

    Also lots of love for the ‘mangoes and mousetrap’ line. You clever thing, you.

  • Matt says:

    I too find myself going “lol episode title” all the time now. And Even Looking Forward To It!

  • Chascelle says:

    “Sun: Christian Shephard told us to wait inside this house and told us help was coming!

    Ben: A christian shepherd, do you mean JESUS? Did you see JESUS?? HERE??”

    I literally sprayed a mouthful of chocolate all over my monitor!

  • Bendiana Jones says:

    1. Don’t change the recap. Totally agree with AM1’s sentiments, but don’t change the recap. I think anyone who thinks that line is in poor taste is reading too much into it.

    2. I find myself looking for the ep. title now every week, too. When did they start doing that? Because it’s been pretty consistent since “He’s Our You.” (Which is only 3 episodes, but still…)

    3. *Is DED at 1977 Jack in the shower*

  • Cecil Rose says:

    I broke up at:

    And somewhere in 1977, Jack’s like “OMG! OMG! COLD! COLD!!”

    And again at:

    Ben: Are we there yet?
    Locke: No.
    Ben: Are we there yet?
    Locke: No.
    Ben: Are we there y…
    Locke: Don’t make me turn this mission around, young man!

    And still again at:

    “Ewww is that a French guy’s arm down there?”

  • am1 says:

    Bendiana Jones — I don’t know the author of this blog and don’t know her personal sentiments re: abortion. It’s not reading too much into it to believe that she was actually repeating the tired meme that one must be pro-life to give birth to a baby. I’m glad she changed it (thanks!).

    Also, add me to the camp of people who always thinks “lol episode title!” to herself as the episode is actually going on. :)

  • lovesit says:

    ive been reading your recaps for a while (my mom actually first stumbled upon your season 3 finale one, then i found you on tvgasm again a few months ago… SO GLAD I DID) anyway…

    “So Benry falls into the Temple of Doom!! And there are WingDings all over the walls!”

    i have been having a terrible day and this nearly made me pee myself. i love your recaps and i too now say, out loud , “lol, episode title” when a character says the episode title. keep up the good work!!!!

  • san says:

    i have read many reviews for different tv shows,
    but i never read 1 as funny as this 1,
    my wife & my sons thought i was losing it because i was close to pising myself laughing while reading your review,
    it brightened up an otherise dull easter monday.

  • sarah says:

    Sometime in 1977 Jack’s like OMG OMG Cold cold!

    *dies*

    Brilliant as usual Ack!

  • P@ says:

    Wonderful recap, as always, Ack.

    The “OMG, I was just thinking about you!” line had me laughing for a good five minutes straight.

  • Carla says:

    Again.. you are fantastic.. I couldn’t wait for this recap… I felt this episode was just waiting for your humour and insight!!! So many great quips!! I couldn’t just pick one….You are awesome.. Thank you for making my day!!!!
    Carla

  • Stuv says:

    Die Hard reference!! <3 <3

    Your recaps this season are getting more and more hysterical. Thank you for a great weekly laugh.

  • san says:

    now we know the devil doesn’t wear prada,
    he wears purple shirts & comfortable slacks,
    i wonder if cesars feelings were hurt when ben blasted him in the chest with a sawn-off shotgun,
    he did refer to everyone he met as “friend”

  • Heathir says:

    I kinda loved this recap. But only kinda. ;)

  • Meg says:

    Of course someone already has a problem with the pro-life/pro-death thing. *sigh*

    None of this has anything to do with abortion. It’s just a joke. A joke about killing a baby = supposed to be a little upsetting! Get over it. It’s funnier than it is offensive, so it should stay as is.

    (Hoping my authoritative tone will cause you to agree with me/obey.)

  • aynisha says:

    Can I just say that I love these?

    I love these.

  • Shawnee(blue_fears12) says:

    *clears throat* AGELESS WONDER!eeeeeeeeeee

    This rocked my socks.:D
    Possibly my favorite re-cap this season.

  • Lauren M says:

    Ben is rummaging through his old desk to find the photo where him and Alex are both not looking at the camera for the coconut internet’s Facebook page…

    OMG! I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw that.

  • Sasha says:

    BENJAMIN LINUS, I LOVE YOU.

  • lost and found says:

    Ha! “literally framed”

    Great job as usual!

    Also, “You’re not the boss of me!”

    …so childish yet so Ben and Locke.

  • A friend of IHD says:

    Comfortable slacks are the best thing to wear when BAMFing around like Benry does. Indiana Jones always wears comfortable slacks!

  • Malakhai says:

    I love the Terence and Philip shout out!

  • Leah3t says:

    i never have anything clever to say in my comments any more since you say them all, but you kill me!!

    And just as an affectionate afterthought, he tosses him into the water, giving us a fantastically creepy shot of Ben while reminding us that it’s just not Wednesday unless Henry Gale is in need of a blood transfusion!!

  • Lisa says:

    I had a good five-minute giggle over the “cactus where your heart should be” line. BEST. RECAP. EVER.

    (Oh, but that making us wait an extra day thing? Not so best.)

  • Dani says:

    Haha…
    “I’m not your FRIEND, buddy!”
    “I’m not your BUDDY, guy!”
    “I’m not your GUY, pal!”

    South Park, FTW.

    The proverbial Island airlock. Awesome. Maybe Locke is a Cylon. The BSG finale should’ve ended with them ending up on the Island. That’d be an epic crossover.

  • Lorina says:

    I loveeee every single joke made at the expense of Dick “Manscara” Halpert! For the past couple of years, every time he comes on screen, I think “maybe it’s Maybelline”. :P

    FAVORITE
    And the Richard was all, “Ben?? Is that you?? God, you’ve aged even worse than Widmore!!! Aren’t you supposed to be like 25!?”

  • Rae says:

    “Ben: Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!”

    You have no idea how happy you made me. :D

    I love your recaps, they’re so funny. Thanks for taking the time to do them!

  • Lea says:

    I rode a roflcopter at each time Richard pointed out Widmore/Linus’ bad aging xP

    Ben flushing the island and cutting to 70’s Jack in shower priceless.

    “Wha happened?” Haha :P Fred Willard?

  • Linny says:

    I laughed to everything, SO FUNNY. And Benry knows best LOL.

    I just loev this: “He gets to the end of the tunnel and sticks his hand into some water, which is as crystal clear as this entire season of Lost.”

    You rule!

  • DI says:

    Awesome! I love all the stuff about Danielle going crazy and freaking out like a Muppet. Poor gal.

  • Leslie says:

    I thought the “cactus where your heart should be” line was from The Grinch song. I may be wrong.

  • rachelack says:

    @oozingcuteness and @leslie – that was from a Magnetic Fields song :)

    “The cactus where you heart should be has pretty little flowers
    And though it’s always pricking me, my ardor never sours”

    @Lea: Definitely Fred Willard! HEY WHA HAPPENED??

    @Lisa: If you knew why I was a day late I doubt you would have said anything…just remember interwebs people have real lives too.

    I can’t believe how many of you guys wait for the episode title haha I love it!!

  • BarbaraJay says:

    He crawled through this tunnel with a torch and he’s like, “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs!”

    Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

    Die Hard and Monty Python…fantastic! Thank you. I needed a laugh.

  • oozingcuteness says:

    Yes! I knew it! ;) Ack, you are awesome. I love you even more now that I know you’re a MF fan!

  • Eddie says:

    Ctrl+Alt+Noose, Ides of March, LOTR reference…all gold.

    But “OMG! OMG! COLD! COLD!!” fulfilled the weekly “OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS from laughter” line.

    BRILLIANT!

  • janice says:

    Haha, Richard constantly flaunting his beauty is priceless. :D
    Your recap was full of awesome as usual. This:

    “Ben’s Brain: How are you…what in the…how did this…why aren’t you…I thought I…ALIVE?? HE IS ALIVE?? WTF!? NO SERIOUSLY W.T.F. OMG. OMGOMGOMG. HE’S GOING TO KILL ME. OMG. MOMMY. SAVE ME.”

    Had me crying.

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